May 2012
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March 2012
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February 2012
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as a matter of fact;
me: do you think i'm hot?
he: yes. as hot as 37 degree Celsius.
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January 2012
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seated on his leg;
me: do you like having me around?
he: no. i don't like having you around. i like having you a Square. you're too much a Round.
December 2011
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November 2011
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October 2011
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September 2011
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While packing.
ME: Yeah, take the rackets, help bring some of my clothes too ok?
HE: What am I? A donkey to transport your stuff?
HE: Donkey Kong?
*why this is so funny is because his surname is Kong.
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i think these are my firsts;
at twenty two, i had to urinate in a cup (damn my pee be yellow), draw blood from my almost nonexistent vein, had an x-ray scan.
